
They don't exist. That mosquito that was just flying near your arm but jumped away when you swatted at it? It didn't leave. In fact, it is probably on your ankle right now, having a nightcap.
Mosquitoes are rather out of control here. As I've mentioned before, our house isn't particularly 'buggy', but in the mornings and evenings, especially around this nice, warm computer and my CO2 output, there is always a steady feed, only one at a time (perhaps they have a labor agreement? Contract?) and they are sneaky smart. Most of them don't buzz, they can jump in almost any direction, and the good ones instinctively know defensive maneuvers that could help any military training system.
Mosquito nets are of use once you study the mozzies. Our first week here, we would carefully check the inside of each net for the tiny torpedos, killing them after ungraceful acrobatics as we lurched and smashed our hands wildly against anything hard. However, a few nights of waking covered with bites led us to inspect under the beds as well (a fitting dark place for dark creatures of the night) and then I realized that they were actually riding into the bed/net ON our clothing and in our hair as well. I want to call them a bad word right now but won't.
The racquet of death is new to our pro-blood conservation movement; it looks like a cheap plastic tennis racquet, but in the double-layer plastic 'net' is a thin wire mesh that produces an electric current when activated. POP! POP POP POP! The smell of frying blood was never so satisfying. (for those of you who don't know me well, I have never to my knowledge actually smelled frying blood before this experience.) It makes me feel like I'm doing something to deal with the problem of bug bites on myself and my children.
I think there is a fine line to be walked between DEET-ing or DDT-ing entire households and neighborhoods, even countrysides, and poisoning children and animals, and being conscious of what is around you. Education also goes a long way in helping us determine how to best address the pro-blood conservation issues for our family. Malaria, while a concern, is only carried by one of over 3,000 types of mosquito. And that mosquito has to be within range to bite someone who has malaria and you in a short amount of time in order for you to get it. There are very reliable blood tests available over the counter here that tell you within minutes if you have malaria, and treatment is available here. In fact, Len and I have had the pleasure of stabbing each other's fingers with needles to take the test. Negative on both counts, thankfully.
Still, mozzies carry all kinds of other nasty parasites and disease; they are NOT our friends. And the one I just swatted away from my face (although I am getting quite good at smashing them one-handed in the air) is getting ready to burn in racquet hell. As soon as I find it....



